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My mustache isn't as full as it used to be.??


Question: whats wrong?
Answers: ok heres what i do to keep mine full

1. i brush it only with the finest comb 100 times while singing I WILL SURVIVE
2. then i take it to the park for a nice stroll make sure to pass by the gardenias they tend to like that flowery earthy smell
3. After the stroll i often give it a nice bath using strawberry scented bath salts
4. i scrub it with the oils squeezed from an orange peel (make sure u massage it in or else it just doesnt get that fluffyness)
5. and finally i get it into its jamjams, tuck it in bed, and read him The Cat in The Hat till the little fella falls asleep.

i swear this works it may take awhile but it works
Eat too much beaver.
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